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The Hand of God

Work Every Finger

Hangboards hide weakness. The hand of god punishes it.


Fully Customized

Your fingers. Your Gripper. Custom made using 20 measurments of YOUR hand.


Comfy, but Hard As Fuck

Super Comfy, but SUPER hard

Incut 20mm where 30 seconds two handed = double digit send 🤯
One handed = Possible by humans?? V16?!?


Ergonomic

You want Jimmy Webb's grips, not his mangled fingers.


Comfy

Fuck rest days.

Consistent

Friction Free

Seasoning hangboards is fake gains.

The only way you PR the Hand of God is by getting stronger.